The Real Real of a Giraffe

The giraffe is known to be a ungainly graceful, precious and innocent. This is what people think but there WRONG! Giraffes are like a moody teenager in many ways, they are just beautiful brats. They always look like they just rolled out of bed and are pretty ugly. Giraffes also travel at such a slow speed its just sad. They are always in some wakeful sleep they are so lazy. These animals overall are just keenly stupid and innocent criminals. No one should like these pretty ugly animals.